Drop a lump of coal on Lions coach Rod Marinelli's head, so he can wake up and see he is only an assistant coach and nothing more.

Open the North Pole bank vault and give Lions fans a refund on every dime they have ever spent on the team.

Could you please get Michigan football coach Rich Rodriguez a quarterback, an offensive line and a defense that can tackle?

Give the Michigan State football team's defense four Georgia turnovers so the Spartans can win their bowl game on New Year's Day.

The gift every Notre Dame football fan would love would be a bowl win for the first time in 14 years.

Please give Kalin Lucas an MSU basketball highlight video from last year to show him how good he really is.

Squeeze down coach Tom Izzo's chimney and give him a big, tough man in the middle. He is such a good coach but can't make his guys street tough. His Spartans were at their best when they had an enforcer in the paint, a body every team feared.

Drop off a Big Ten championship trophy case at the Michigan basketball office for the Wolverines to open the second week of March.

And about those Tigers ...

If the reindeer can handle it, could you make Motor City dreams come true and get the Detroit Tigers a bullpen? Brandon Inge would like three hits in a game if you can swing it. Could you also get a team priest to throw holy water on the starting pitcher's arms and pray they stay healthy and can throw strikes?

Could you get Pistons coach Michael Curry a Larry Brown "how to coach" video?

Ben Wallace would like a time machine to turn back the clock and pretend he never left Detroit.

College football needs a playoff.

The Dallas Cowboys' Terrell Owens needs a muzzle.

Don't forget the so-called steroids epidemic again this year for Major League Baseball. It seems everyone else has moved on from the most overblown story in sports history.

The Detroit Red Wings need Ty Conklin to be their starting goaltender.

Give Ernie Harwell a never-ending life on this Earth.

Please make sure every child has a sports hero and a parent who will hug him or her before he or she goes to bed on Christmas Eve.

Merry Christmas, big guy.