Sep 23rd 2008 3:30PM by Matt Watson (author feed)

As the final week of the regular season unfolds, millions of baseball fans across the nation are being treated to several close races.

Except for me, of course. I live near Detroit, and the only race the Tigers are involved in is the race to avoid last place. And after losing 6-2 to the Royals last night, the chances the Tigers might take sole possession of the AL Central’s basement by Wednesday is a very real possibility.

This got me thinking: the Tigers have to be the most disappointing team in the majors, right? (It’s actually been a recurring thought all year, but now seems like an appropriate time to dwell on it …) They have the second-highest payroll in baseball and haven’t been relevant since opening the year with seven straight losses.

As I see it, no other team comes close.

The Yankees had a disappointing final season in their stadium, but at least they’re guaranteed a winning record (and haven’t been eliminated from the playoffs, though that should happen any day now). The Rockies hoped for a chance to defend their NL pennant, but last year’s finish was a little too incredible to be surprised by a let-down this season. I didn’t expect the Mariners to be the worst team in the majors, but I also never thought they’d contend. Plus, this year wasn’t a complete waste; at least they rid themselves of Bill Bavasi.

If the Tigers have been this year’s most disappointing team, who’s been the game’s most disappointing players? It’s a fuzzy question, so let’s try to establish some guidelines.Continue Reading